Contingency Operations

A friend of mine recently shared the above video with me. What follows is our ensuing conversation:

ME: Obviously what we need to do is sue Arizona for bringing all this trouble upon themselves. Then we need to do some soul searching and find out just why those drug traffickers hate us so much. Is it because of our prosperity? Maybe if we were a little less prosperous and even submitted a little to their demands they might like us more? We should probably negotiate with the cartels, and maybe even give them some financial aid while we're at it. It really is all our fault after all. It's the least we could do.

Just some ideas...

FRIEND: If it is a "war on drugs", why are we the only ones dragging a dump truck load of ROE's and they are the only ones shooting people and chopping off heads? Sounds familiar.

ME: I don't think it's a war on drugs anymore. It's a domestic contingency operation against undocumented pharmaceutical providers.